Weeabo Extrordinaire

Apr 26

Apr 18

This girl is so pretty I can’t stand it.

Kurt Vonnegut's 8 Tips on How to Write a Great Story

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a Sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

Mar 31

Don’t know why I decided to spend my birthday mostly by myself. I guess I get depressed this time around more because of the thought that I have accomplished nothing, than anything else. My friends and family are going on with their lives and I feel like I’m stuck - and for many reasons I have.

For today, my 20th, I’ll try to make good on the promises I made to myself. Don’t do it for them, do it for yourself. I want to be better for myself, I don’t want to be better for THEM. I’m a big believer in the idea that you are the center of your own world, and that is why you should do everything in your power to mold yourself into the perfect person you consider yourself to want to be.

Jan 8

FUCKING GIRLS MAN

Nov 29

That Feel.

When you feel genuinely sad and alone. You try to start conversations with people and no one is available. It’s debilitating.

Oct 16

Sep 29

Hello child,

Are you a little boy or a little girl?

A little boy.

Well isn’t that just dandle he he he.

Okay, you see, my name is Dr. Professor D Oak and I am here to tell you, my little friend about these little critters with the colors and the fire and the leaf and the water. They are called the Pokemon.

Now! I know what you are thinking.

But Mr. Oak, how can I, little boy, hope to use such a beast.

Well, I can assure you, that you will be able to use such a beast in your favor, you see.

Sep 25

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Sep 23

Oh dear god.

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