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This, without fail, will always make me laugh.

Fri, 17 Aug 2012 21:31:03 -0700

This, without fail, will always make me laugh.

I really loved my last cosplay of The Kid from Bastion. But for...

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 10:37:00 -0700

I really loved my last cosplay of The Kid from Bastion. But for sure I’m going the new 52 reboot version of Red Robin, I really can’t wait. Here’s the new version

http://i.newsarama.com/images/red_robin_redux_02.jpg

Phew

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 22:05:45 -0700

Long time since I posted on this thing, it’s nice since only one or two people can read it.

Recently asked out two different people from work, and both haven’t ended up so well. I’m really at the point where I miss companionship, and it definitely hurts more since I know how it was like to have it. To have someone to confide into, it’s just a really nice thing. I miss it.

ubersaur: Really really nice Kid cosplay. I commented on how it...

Mon, 02 Jul 2012 01:11:19 -0700

ubersaur:

Really really nice Kid cosplay. I commented on how it was cool the Gear could be removed and he said he had made it that way because it is always fun to have something people can play with. And he was also especially proud of that piece. He should be it was damn nice.

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Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:00:13 -0700

This girl is so pretty I can’t stand it.

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:02:22 -0700

This girl is so pretty I can’t stand it.

Kurt Vonnegut's 8 Tips on How to Write a Great Story

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:00:58 -0700

Kurt Vonnegut's 8 Tips on How to Write a Great Story:

youmightfindyourself:

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things—reveal character or advance the action.

5. Start as close to the end as possible.

6. Be a Sadist. No matter how sweet and innocent your leading characters, make awful things happen to them—in order that the reader may see what they are made of.

7. Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia.

8. Give your readers as much information as possible as soon as possible. To hell with suspense. Readers should have such complete understanding of what is going on, where and why, that they could finish the story themselves, should cockroaches eat the last few pages.

Don’t know why I decided to spend my birthday mostly by myself. I guess I get depressed this...

Sat, 31 Mar 2012 23:02:35 -0700

Don’t know why I decided to spend my birthday mostly by myself. I guess I get depressed this time around more because of the thought that I have accomplished nothing, than anything else. My friends and family are going on with their lives and I feel like I’m stuck - and for many reasons I have.

For today, my 20th, I’ll try to make good on the promises I made to myself. Don’t do it for them, do it for yourself. I want to be better for myself, I don’t want to be better for THEM. I’m a big believer in the idea that you are the center of your own world, and that is why you should do everything in your power to mold yourself into the perfect person you consider yourself to want to be.

FUCKING GIRLS MAN

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 22:29:29 -0800

FUCKING GIRLS MAN

That Feel.

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 21:22:52 -0800

When you feel genuinely sad and alone. You try to start conversations with people and no one is available. It’s debilitating.

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Sun, 16 Oct 2011 12:22:42 -0700

Hello child,Are you a little boy or a little girl?A little...

Thu, 29 Sep 2011 16:04:34 -0700

Hello child,

Are you a little boy or a little girl?

A little boy.

Well isn’t that just dandle he he he.

Okay, you see, my name is Dr. Professor D Oak and I am here to tell you, my little friend about these little critters with the colors and the fire and the leaf and the water. They are called the Pokemon.

Now! I know what you are thinking.

But Mr. Oak, how can I, little boy, hope to use such a beast.

Well, I can assure you, that you will be able to use such a beast in your favor, you see.

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Sun, 25 Sep 2011 21:08:08 -0700

Oh dear god.

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:36:20 -0700

Oh dear god.

The 30 Harshest Artist-on-Artist Insults In History.

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 10:32:18 -0700

The 30 Harshest Artist-on-Artist Insults In History.:

youmightfindyourself:

1. Andy Warhol on Jasper Johns:
“Oh, I think he’s great. He makes such great lunches.”

2. Salvador Dalí on Piet Mondrian:
“Completely idiotic critics have for several years used the name of Piet Mondrian as though he represented the sum mum of all spiritual activity. They quote him in every connection. Piet for architecture, Piet for poetry, Piet for mysticism, Piet for philosophy, Piet’s whites, Piet’s yellows, Piet, Piet, Piet… Well, I Salvador, will tell you this, that Piet with one ‘i’ less would have been nothing but pet, which is the French word for fart.”

3. Marc Chagall on Pablo Picasso:
“What a genius, that Picasso… It’s a pity he doesn’t paint.”

4. William Powhida on Takashi Murakami:
“…that hack Murakami trying to consume the market whole and ended up designing handbags…”

5. Pierre-Auguste Renoir on Leonardo da Vinci:
“He bores me. He ought to have stuck to his flying machines.”

6. Linder Sterling on Damien Hirst:
“Dead butterflies, cows, horses, humans, sheep, and sharks — it reads like the inventory of a funerary Noah. How many halved calves suspended in formaldehyde does the world need? To my way of thinking, none.”

7. Edgar Degas on Georges-Pierre Seurat:
“I wouldn’t have noticed it except that it was so big.”

8. Joseph Beuys on Marcel Duchamp:
“The silence of Marcel Duchamp is overrated. It has become the territory of a few intellectuals, far from the life of people.”

9. Mihail Chemiakin on Voina:
“Many of us can draw a phallus with our eyes closed, but to create something serious? That’s hard, that needs to be studied. Anyone can be an amateur shit-doodling hooligan. It’s unpleasant and casts a shadow on all serious artists.”

10. Frida Kahlo on the European Surrealists:
“They are so damn ‘intellectual’ and rotten that I can’t stand them anymore… I’d rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those ‘artistic’ bitches of Paris.”

11. Francis Bacon on Jackson Pollock:
“Jackson Pollock’s paintings might be very pretty but they’re just decoration. I always think they look like old lace.”

12. Willem de Kooning to Andy Warhol (at a party):
“You’re a killer of art, you’re a killer of beauty, you’re even a killer of laughter. I can’t bear your work!”

13. Alberto Giacometti on Pablo Picasso:
“Picasso is altogether bad, completely beside the point from the beginning except for Cubist period and even that half misunderstood…. Ugly. Old-fashioned vulgar without sensitivity, horrible in color or non-color. Very bad painter once and for all.”

14.William Blake on Peter Paul Rubens:
“To my eye Ruben’s coloring is most contemptible. His shadows are of a filthy brown somewhat the color of excrement.”

15. Francis Bacon on Henri Matisse:
“I’ve never liked his things very much, except the very, very early things… I loathe them. I can never see what there is to it, with all those squalid little forms. I can’t bear the drawings either — I absolutely hate his line. I find his line sickly.”

16. Banksy when meeting Robbo:
“Never heard of you.”

17. Michelangelo on Raphael:
“Everything he knew, he learned from me.”

18. Salvador Dalí on Pablo Picasso:
“He finished modern art at one blow by outuglying, alone, in a single day, the ugly that all others combined turned out in several years.”

19. J. Alden Weir on the French Impressionists:
“I never in my life saw more horrible things. They do not observe drawing nor form but give you an impression of what they call nature. It was worse than the Chamber of Horrors.”

20. Claude Monet on the French Realists:
“Poor blind idiots! They want to see everything clearly, even through fog!”

arhol on Julian Schnabel (in his diary):
“Julian Schnabel called and said he was coming by with that rock person, Captain Beefheart. And we didn’t want him to, and then I got worried that Julian might have heard what I’d been saying about him — that he goes around to other artists’ studios to find things to copy.”

23. Salvador Dalí on Paul Cézanne:
“I began a happening in New York by announcing in front of three thousand spectators that Cézanne was a catastrophe of awkwardness — a painter of decrepit structures of the past. I was applauded, principally because nobody knew who Cézanne was.”

24. Nicolas Poussin on Caravaggio:
“Carvaggio’s art is painting for lackeys. This man has come into the world to destroy painting.”

25. Titian on Tintoretto:
“He will never be anything but a dauber.”

26. Salvador Dalí on Jackson Pollock’s style:
“…The indigestion that goes with fish soup…”

27.Gustave Courbet on Edouard Manet’s Olympia:
“It’s flat, it is isn’t modeled. It’s like the Queen of Hearts after a bath.”

28. Frederic Leighton on James McNeil Whistler:
“My dear Whistler, you leave your pictures in such a sketchy, unfinished state. Why don’t you ever finish them?”

29. James McNeil Whistler on Frederic Leighton:
“My dear Leighton, why do you ever begin yours?”

30. Anonymous vandal on Shepard Fairey:

Desu

Tue, 26 Jul 2011 23:26:24 -0700

Desu

I really need to learn how to sew. I need to make this.

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 16:38:40 -0700

I really need to learn how to sew. I need to make this.

Wynter Gordon is like the perfect mix of Nicki Minaj and Kesha.

Sun, 22 May 2011 03:10:14 -0700

Wynter Gordon is like the perfect mix of Nicki Minaj and Kesha.

I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH HANIA LEE.

Sun, 22 May 2011 01:02:17 -0700

I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH HANIA LEE.

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Sat, 21 May 2011 14:02:07 -0700